5 Jokes About Cat Stealing Fish

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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The Fisherman's Perspective

Protecting the catch from feline felons
Fishermen have a new slogan: "Catch and release the fish, catch and reprimand the cat.

The Neighbor's Perspective

Living next door to a cat with a penchant for fish thievery
The neighbor installed a security camera just to catch the cat in the act – turns out, it's the star of its own reality show: "Cats Gone Fishin'.

The Cat's Perspective

How to successfully steal fish without getting caught
Cat burglars are the only criminals who leave a note saying, "Sorry, I thought this was the seafood buffet.

The Vet's Perspective

Dealing with cats who've eaten more fish than they can handle
Vets have a secret cure for fish-addicted cats – it's called "purr-habilitation.

The Fish's Perspective

Trying to outsmart the crafty cat
If fish could talk, they'd say, "I'm not paranoid; I'm just cat-aware!

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