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What do you call a group of cats singing carols at Christmas? A purr-fect choir!
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Why did the cat wear a Santa hat? It wanted to 'claws' in on the holiday spirit!
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Why did the cat sit on the computer during Christmas? To keep an eye on the mouse!
Cat Christmas
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I tried wrapping presents for my cat once. The little furball looked at me like, I don't need this. Just give me the box. So, this year, I'm saving money and just giving my cat an empty Amazon box. It's the gift that keeps on giving... for 20 minutes until it's destroyed.
Cat Christmas
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I decided to get my cat a Santa costume for Christmas. Let me tell you, trying to dress up a cat is like trying to put socks on an octopus – a lot of flailing, some confused looks, and ultimately, someone's getting scratched.
Cat Christmas
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Trying to put ornaments on the tree with a cat around is like playing a real-life game of Fruit Ninja. You swipe left, cat swipes right. It's all fun and games until the Christmas tree becomes a horizontal scratching post.
Cat Christmas
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My cat thinks tinsel is a snack. I've never seen an animal so determined to poop glitter. It's like my cat is auditioning for a role in a feline version of 'The Wizard of Oz.
Cat Christmas
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I asked my cat what he wanted for Christmas, and he just stared at me like I was supposed to read his mind. I guess he's hoping for telepathic communication lessons under the tree this year.
Cat Christmas
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You ever notice how your cat gets more presents than you during Christmas? I mean, my cat has a whole wish list – catnip, fancy feast, and a scratching post that's taller than me. Meanwhile, I'm over here just wishing for some decent Wi-Fi.
Cat Christmas
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I bought my cat a cozy Christmas sweater. Now he looks like a disgruntled elf on a shelf. I think he's plotting my demise as payback for the fashion faux pas.
Cat Christmas
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My cat knocked down the Christmas tree three times already. I'm starting to think he's secretly auditioning for a role as a tree wrestler in some feline version of WWE. I just hope he doesn't start practicing body slams on me.
Cat Christmas
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Ever tried to take a cute holiday photo with your cat? It's a mission impossible. The cat sees the camera, and suddenly, it's like they're auditioning for 'America's Next Top Model' – except the only pose they know is the I'm ignoring you look.
Cat Christmas
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You know it's Cat Christmas when your cat is more fascinated by the twinkling lights on the tree than you are. It's like they're planning their own feline rave party right there in the living room. DJ Whiskers on the turntables, dropping the purr-fect beats.
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