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The Unimpressed Elf
When your cat doesn't appreciate your efforts in decorating for Christmas
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I tried to put a tiny Santa hat on my cat, thinking it would be adorable. His expression said otherwise. It was less "Ho, ho, ho" and more "No, no, no!" Now I have a scratched-up Santa hat and a disgruntled feline.
The Gift Wrapper's Dilemma
When your cat decides to "help" you wrap Christmas presents
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I caught my cat unraveling the ribbon on a perfectly wrapped gift. I said, "What are you doing?" He looked at me and replied, "Improving it. You can thank me later for the abstract design.
Santa Paws
When your cat thinks it's Santa Claus
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My cat has been sitting by the fireplace for hours, waiting for Santa Paws. I tried to explain that it's not how it works, but now I'm worried he's going to start a protest. "What do we want? Catnip! When do we want it? Meow!
The Christmas Card Cat-astrophe
When your cat decides to add a personal touch to your Christmas cards
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I caught my cat chewing on the stamp while I was trying to mail out cards. Now the post office thinks I have a feline philatelist. "Oh, you collect stamps? How quaint!" Thanks, Mr. Whiskers, for making me the talk of the mailroom.
The Caroling Cat
When your cat decides to join in on the Christmas caroling
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I tried teaching my cat to sing "Deck the Halls." His version goes, "Deck the halls with hairballs, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la." I'm pretty sure he's trying to make a statement about my housekeeping skills.
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