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Why did Caroline bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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I told Caroline she should be a baker because she's so sweet. She said, 'I knead the dough, but I also knead attention!
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Caroline started a gardening club. She's really good at planting roots, especially in conversations!
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Caroline wanted to be a baker, but she couldn't make enough dough. She kneaded a raise!
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Why did Caroline bring a pencil to the car race? She wanted to draw some conclusions!
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Caroline's favorite car is a convertible. She loves how it goes from 'roof' to 'whoosh'!
Caroline's Sassiness
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Caroline has this sassy tone, you know? When I miss a turn, she doesn't just say turn left, it's more like Oh, you wanted to take the scenic route, right? I get it, Mr. Adventure!
Caroline's Drama Series
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Caroline's got this drama series going on every time I drive. She starts with Recalculating, but it sounds more like the title of a soap opera. Recalculating: Affairs of the Asphalt - starring my car as the leading vehicle in a tumultuous love affair with traffic.
Caroline's Judgemental Silence
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There's this awkward silence when I don't follow her directions. I can feel her judging me. It's like she's saying, Oh, you think you know better than me, huh? Good luck with your shortcut, Einstein!
Caroline, the Time Traveler
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Caroline thinks she's a time traveler. In 2 miles, arrive at your destination in 1942. Really, Caroline? I just want to get to the grocery store, not a time machine!
Caroline, the Snarky Psychic
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Caroline acts like she can predict the future. In 300 feet, turn right. Really? You know the future, Caroline? Can you tell me if I'm going to regret eating that gas station burrito too?
Caroline, the GPS Guru
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You ever notice how Caroline, my GPS, is like my backseat relationship advisor? She's always telling me to take a U-turn when I make a wrong move. I swear, if she could, she'd throw in relationship advice too. In 500 feet, apologize for leaving the toilet seat up!
Caroline's Breakup Playlist
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I recently discovered that Caroline has a breakup playlist. When I miss a turn, she plays Adele or some sad song, trying to make me feel guilty. Turn left to mend your broken heart. Come on, Caroline, it's just a detour!
Caroline's Existential Crisis
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I sometimes catch Caroline having an existential crisis. Turn left... or don't. Does it even matter in the grand scheme of the universe? Chill out, Caroline, we're just going to the drive-thru!
Caroline, the Insecure Navigator
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I think Caroline is secretly insecure. Whenever I question her directions, she gets all defensive, like, Well, if you know a better way, why don't you just drive yourself? Oh, wait, you can't! Boom, roasted.
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