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The Foodie's Frustration
Caroline treats her car like a drive-thru.
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Caroline's car is the only vehicle with a built-in food critic. If it doesn't like your choice of snacks, it'll make weird engine noises until you change it. It's the only car that says, "Ew, kale chips, really?
The Forgetful Friend
Caroline always forgets where she parks.
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I suggested she tie a balloon to her car so she can spot it easily. Now, every time you see a balloon in the parking lot, you know Caroline's nearby, having another existential crisis with her car.
The Musician's Meltdown
Caroline's car stereo only plays sea shanties.
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I asked her why she insists on sea shanties. She said, "Well, it's the only music that matches the speed of my car. Slow and steady wins the race, matey!
The Eco-Friendly Enigma
Caroline named her car "Mother Nature's BFF" but still leaves it running for hours.
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Caroline thinks her car's exhaust smells like lavender and chamomile. I told her, "No, Caroline, that's just your air freshener. Your exhaust smells like regret and carbon emissions.
The Tech-Challenged Traveler
Caroline can't figure out how to use her car's high-tech features.
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The other day, she asked me to help her sync her phone to the car. I pressed a button, and suddenly the windshield wipers started dancing to the beat of the sea shanties. Caroline just sighed, "Well, at least they're in sync.
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