6 Jokes For Carcasses

One Liners

Updated on: Mar 06 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
Why did the mechanic always have a smile? He knew how to turn 'carcasses' into cashes!
I accidentally hit a raccoon while driving. I felt bad, so I stopped and apologized. The raccoon said, 'No worries, it's just a fender-bender for me!
I named my car 'Carrion' because it always seems to attract a 'dead' battery!
Why did the turkey refuse to drive? It heard cars always have a 'gravy' finish!
Why don't cars ever get tired of driving? Because they always have a 'rest in peace' mode!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! And what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Apr 05 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today