5 Jokes For Carcasses

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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Vulture Therapist

Dealing with self-esteem issues in the vulture community
Vultures have group therapy sessions where they sit in a circle and discuss their problems. It's like a "flock" therapy!

Animal Crossing Guard

Helping animals cross the road safely
I asked the animal crossing guard if he ever gets tired of his job. He said, "Nah, it's a real 'paws'-itive experience!

Roadkill Detective

Investigating the mysterious lives of roadkill
When the roadkill detective walks into a crime scene, he says, "Well, it looks like someone's life just hit a dead end!

Deer Stand-Up Comedian

Trying to be taken seriously as a comedian while having antlers
The deer comedian's favorite punchline: "Why did the deer cross the road? To prove it had a 'stag'-geringly good sense of humor!

Beetle Car

Facing existential crisis when mistaken for a real beetle
I parked next to a bunch of beetles, and they were all giving me the cold shoulder. I guess they don't appreciate the 'classic' models!

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