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The Disgruntled Event Organizer
When your idea of a smooth car show is as elusive as finding a parking spot on Black Friday.
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The chaos at a car show is so overwhelming that even GPS gives up and says, "Good luck finding your way through this mess. I'm out.
The Kid Dragged to the Car Show by Parents
When your parents are car fanatics, and you're just there for the free snacks.
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I tried to impress my friends by describing a car's features. They looked at me and said, "Dude, we're 12. We're more interested in trading Pokémon cards than torque ratios.
The Competitive Car Show Participant
When winning the "Best in Show" trophy becomes more important than personal relationships.
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My car's so clean; I once caught someone using it as a mirror to fix their makeup. I said, "Hey, it's a car, not a dressing room!" They replied, "Well, it's the best mirror at this show.
The Clueless Non-Car Person Forced to Attend a Car Show
When you're at a car show, and all you can think is, "Is that a sedan or a spaceship?"
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I asked a guy at the car show, "What's the horsepower on this one?" He looks at me and says, "Well, it's not a horse; it's a car." I replied, "Yeah, but can it neigh? Because that's a deal-breaker for me.
The Overenthusiastic Car Enthusiast
When your love for cars goes from 0 to 60 in a second, but your budget is stuck in traffic.
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I tried to impress a date by taking her to a car show. She was like, "Wow, you must really know a lot about cars." I replied, "Yeah, especially how to make a quick escape when the check comes.
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