6 Jokes For Captain Hook

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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Why did Captain Hook go to the party? He heard it was a 'hook'-up event!
Why did Captain Hook go to therapy? His therapist told him he had 'attachment' issues!
Why did Captain Hook become a comedian? He had a knack for 'hook'-y punchlines!
Why did Captain Hook get a pet parrot? He wanted someone to 'hook' him up with the latest gossip!
What's Captain Hook's favorite app? Tinder, because he loves 'swiping right' with his hook!
Why did Captain Hook go to therapy? He had too many 'deep-sea issues'!

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