10 Jokes For Captain Hook

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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You ever notice how Captain Hook must have had a rough time at job interviews? "So, tell us about your strengths." "Well, I'm really good with a hook, but unfortunately, I can't shake hands.
Captain Hook is the only pirate who can't play hide and seek. "Count to ten, and I'll hide... wait, guys, I might need a hand with this one.
Captain Hook probably hates handshakes but loves fist bumps. It's all fun and games until he accidentally knocks someone out with that hook.
Captain Hook must have been terrible at texting. Autocorrect would be his nemesis. "Meet me at the ship at 8, bring the 'cannonballs'... darn you, autocorrect!
Captain Hook must be a nightmare in the self-checkout line. "Arrr, how do I scan this doubloon without stabbing the machine?
You know, Captain Hook was the original advocate for the no-phone zone. He's been saying, "Put your phone away or walk the plank!" for centuries.
Have you ever considered Captain Hook's real struggle? Opening a bag of chips must be a nightmare for him. "Arrr, why do they make these so darn secure?
I bet Captain Hook regrets getting into a high-five contest with Edward Scissorhands. It was a close match, but in the end, the scissors had the upper hand... literally.
I was thinking about Captain Hook the other day. Imagine how his Tinder profile would look: "I'm a pirate seeking someone who's cool with a man who's all about the 'hookup' life.
Imagine Captain Hook trying to cook with that hook. "Ahoy there, today we be makin' spaghetti! And by 'we,' I mean you, because this hook can't grab noodles.

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