6 Jokes For Capon

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Updated on: May 12 2025

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I told my friend I'm learning to speak chicken. Now, every time I say something, he just asks, 'Are you fluent in caponese?
I started a band with my capon, but it got disbanded. Turns out, it was all about the drumsticks!
I asked the capon if it could dance, and it said, 'I'm an expert at the chicken dance, but I'm still working on my capon-era!
Why did the capon start a podcast? It wanted to share its coop-worthy stories!
What did the capon say to its friend during a storm? 'Don't worry, I'll keep you safe under my wing-umbrella!
I tried to tell a capon a secret, but it just said, 'I can't keep anything under my wing!

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