6 Jokes For Capon

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Updated on: May 12 2025

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Why did the capon break up with its girlfriend? She was always egging it on!
What did the capon say to its chick when it was leaving for work? Don't worry, I'll be back before the egg timer goes off!
How do capons apologize? They say, 'I'm sorry if my actions ruffle your feathers!
I asked the capon if it could play any instruments. It said, 'I'm great at the drumsticks, but I struggle with the egg-shaker!
Why did the capon bring a suitcase to the farm? It was going on a beak-cation!
Why did the capon start a garden? It wanted to grow some egg-plant!

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