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Cantilevers are like the superheroes of construction, saving space one overhang at a time. I want a cape for my cantilevered bookshelf – call it the "Shelf Savior.
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I bet cantilevers have a great social life. They're always hanging out at the edge, chilling with their friends, the balconies. Meanwhile, the load-bearing walls are at home, binge-watching Netflix.
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You ever try explaining a cantilever to a kid? "It's like when you stick your tongue out really far without your head falling off. Buildings can do that too, sweetie.
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Cantilevers are the original influencers of architecture. They're just out there, protruding into our lives, making us rethink our space usage. Next thing you know, we'll have hashtag cantileverlife trending on Instagram.
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I like to think cantilevers are the architects' way of saying, "Why build within the lines when you can hang outside of them? Rules are for squares, and buildings are rectangles, so, you know, whatever.
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You ever notice how the cantilever is like the rebellious teenager of architecture? It's just out there, defying gravity, giving its parents (the support beams) a heart attack. "I don't need your rules, gravity!
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Cantilevers are the ultimate trust exercise in engineering. It's like architects are saying, "I believe in you, little piece of concrete. Don't let me down. Literally.
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Cantilevers are the introverts of architecture – they just want to stick to themselves. "Don't get too close; I need my personal space, and by personal space, I mean airspace.
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Dating is a lot like a cantilever – you're just hoping the other person can handle your baggage without collapsing under the pressure. "I come with a lot of emotional overhangs, hope you're cool with that.
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