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The Architect's Quandary
When the architect tries to impress with a cantilever design, but gravity insists on being part of the conversation.
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Cantilever bridges and my dating life have something in common – they both end up collapsing under pressure.
The Lazy Handyman
When the lazy handyman is asked to install a cantilever shelf, and he'd rather defy physics than use a level.
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The lazy handyman's cantilever work is so bad, even Jenga blocks look stable in comparison.
The Overambitious Yoga Instructor
When the yoga instructor tries to incorporate cantilever poses into the class, and the students realize they signed up for yoga, not acrobatics.
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Trying a cantilever pose in yoga is like trying to balance my checkbook – both end with a sense of failure and a need for a drink.
The Alien Observer
When an extraterrestrial being observes cantilever structures on Earth and wonders if humans understand the concept of "gravity."
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If aliens had Yelp reviews for Earth, our cantilever structures would get a solid "1 star – not recommended for species with a basic understanding of physics.
The DIY Dad
When the DIY dad decides to build a cantilever treehouse for the kids, and the neighborhood wonders if it's a treehouse or modern art installation.
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Tried to impress the kids with a cantilever swing set. Turns out, kids prefer swings that stay attached to the ground.
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