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The Tech-Savvy Camper
When you want to disconnect, but your gadgets won't let you.
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I brought a portable speaker to enjoy some tunes by the campfire. The raccoons formed a dance circle, and I'm pretty sure the mosquitoes were humming along. Nature's EDM festival, brought to you by my questionable playlist.
The Overly Prepared Camper
When you bring the entire camping section of the store with you.
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He pulled out a foldable table and chairs. I thought we were roughing it out here, not having a family picnic. I asked him if he also brought a butler, and he said, "No, I forgot him. Next time for sure.
The Nature Lover Camper
When you love nature but nature doesn't love you back.
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I tried to make friends with the local wildlife, but the raccoons stole my snacks, the squirrels mocked me from the trees, and a deer gave me a look that said, "You call this roughing it? Please.
The First-Time Camper
When you realize you're not as outdoorsy as you thought.
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Sleeping in a sleeping bag for the first time is like trying to escape a giant burrito. I woke up feeling like a human caterpillar. Note to self: practice cocooning at home before attempting it in the great outdoors.
The Social Camper
When you're here for the company, but everyone else just wants to commune with nature.
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I tried to start a campfire sing-along, and people looked at me like I was suggesting we summon aliens with a ritualistic dance. Apparently, "Kumbaya" is not the hit single of the forest. Who knew?
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