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I called my friend's phone and left a voicemail. I said, 'This is a missed steak, call me back, I have something important to grill you about!
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What did the cell phone say to its charger? You charge me up when I'm feeling low!
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I called a bakery and asked if they made 'tele-buns.' They hung up. Guess they don't appreciate a good pun!
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I called the bakery to order a cake shaped like a phone. They said it was a 'smart' choice!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a call center agent – I'm always rolling in the dough!
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I tried to come up with a phone pun, but it's too 'cell'-fish of me to keep it to myself!
Time Machine Blunders
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If you want to feel like you're time traveling, try making an international call without checking the time zones. Yes, I'd like to order lunch. What do you mean it's 3 am? I'll take a breakfast burrito then!
Bad Connections
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You know what's more unpredictable than a reality TV show? Trying to have a clear call during a storm. Hello? Are you there? Oh, wait, that's just thunder... I think.
Emergency Exit
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You know you're in trouble when you're on a call and you start practicing your fake emergency exit lines. Oh no, sorry, I have to go, there's a... a cat on fire? Yes, I must save it!
Call Screening
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I've started to believe that my friends have a secret committee just to decide whether to answer my calls. Dave, we've had a meeting, and we've decided that your puns are a danger to society. Please try again later.
Social Dilemmas
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You know you're in 2023 when a call from a stranger feels more intimate than a family dinner. Oh, Aunt Karen, I didn't recognize you without the emojis!
Echo Chamber
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Ever notice how when you call someone and it goes to voicemail, you suddenly forget how to speak like a human being? Um, hey, it's me. Uh, just calling... to... say words.
Ringtone Roulette
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Ever been in a silent room and someone's phone goes off with a ridiculous ringtone? Oh, I see you've chosen the 'Crying Baby in Space' for your office calls.
Automated Anarchy
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I love when you call a company, and they make you jump through more hoops than a circus. Press 1 for 'Why did I even call?', press 2 for 'Do you enjoy torturing customers?', press 3 to be on hold... forever.
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