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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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The Relationship Counselor

Resolving phone-related disputes
My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating because my phone is constantly buzzing. It's not other women; it's just my mom sending me cat videos.

The Telemarketer

Dealing with rejection
Being a telemarketer is a lot like dating: you get rejected a hundred times a day, but occasionally someone says yes, and it's usually a wrong number.

The Comedian's Agent

Negotiating deals for gigs
Negotiating my comedy specials is like haggling at a flea market. "How about we throw in a few more laughs for free? No? Okay, how about half a laugh and a chuckle?

The Pizza Delivery Guy

Navigating strange addresses
They say pizza delivery is a dangerous job. Not because of the neighborhoods, but because of the pizza. Every time I get lost, my boss takes a slice.

The Paranormal Investigator

Trying to make ghosts cooperate
I told a ghost to stop haunting me, and it replied, "I've been dead for centuries, and you're the most entertaining thing I've seen. I'm staying.

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