9 Jokes For Cain

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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How did Cain react when God confronted him about Abel's disappearance? He was in absolute denial, saying 'Am I my brother's keep-her?
What did Cain say to Abel during their argument? 'You're really getting under my skin!
What did Cain say to God after the incident? 'I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to take a bite out of crime!
How did Cain feel after being marked by God? He said, 'This mark really cramps my style!
How did Cain justify his actions? He said, 'I was just trying to 'chop' some sense into Abel!
What did Cain say when God asked where Abel was? 'I have no idea, I'm not my brother's 'knee-ping' guardian!
How did Cain feel after committing the first murder? He was Abel to believe it himself!
What did Cain say when asked if he regretted his actions? 'I did it for the 'thrill' of it!
Why did Cain never win at hide-and-seek? Because Abel was always spotted!

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