9 Jokes For Cain

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why did Cain never win any arguments? He always had a killer comeback!
Why was Cain a terrible gambler? He always bet on the wrong horse!
Why was Cain a bad roommate? He never wanted to 'bro-share' anything!
Why did Cain get kicked out of the garden? He couldn't stop 'beet'-ing around the bush!
Why was Cain not invited to play cards? He always had a 'killer' poker face!
Why was Cain terrible at fishing? He always threw his brother instead of the bait!
Why did Cain refuse to be a chef? He didn't like to cut anyone out of the recipe!
What did Cain say when he was asked to share? 'I don't like to Abel my things!
Why was Cain a terrible gardener? He couldn't resist planting his brother!

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