9 Jokes For Caesars

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Updated on: May 28 2025

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Why did Caesar go to the therapist? He had too many 'Ides' and needed to get them off his calendar!
Why did Julius Caesar break up with his girlfriend? Because she was all 'Et tu, Brute?' when he forgot their anniversary!
Why did the Roman chef refuse to make Caesar salad? He was afraid it would be stabbed with croutons!
Why did Caesar become a gardener? He had a talent for 'tulip' conquering!
Why did Caesar never lose at poker? He always had an 'Ace' up his toga!
Why did Caesar go to the comedy club? He wanted to 'seize' the laughs!
What's Caesar's favorite type of music? Anything with a little 'Roman'ce!
What's Caesar's favorite app? 'E-tu-ber', where he can keep track of all his backstabbing friends!
What's Caesar's favorite social media platform? 'Et-twit-er'—where he tweets, 'Alea iacta est' !

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