5 Jokes For Caesars

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Updated on: May 28 2025

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Why did Caesar always carry a pencil? To cross out his enemies!
What did Caesar say when the Senate asked him to cut the budget? 'I came, I saw, I balanced.
What did Caesar say when he entered the salad bar? 'I came, I saw, I tossed.
Why did Caesar refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone knows 'Veni, vidi, vici'!
What's Caesar's favorite exercise? The Roman-antics!

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