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The Cab Driver Psychologist
When your passengers treat your cab like a mobile therapy office.
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I asked a passenger if they needed a ride, not a life story. Now I know more about their ex than they do. My cab should come with a disclaimer: 'May cause emotional oversharing.'
The Never-ending Search for a Bathroom
When nature calls, but the city's public bathrooms are nowhere to be found.
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I've had passengers ask me, 'Can you hurry? I really need to use the bathroom.' I'm like, 'Buddy, I've been searching for a bathroom for the past two hours. If you find one, let me know.'
The Nightlife Navigator
Navigating the chaotic nightlife scene with rowdy passengers.
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I've learned that my cab isn't just a vehicle; it's a confessional booth on wheels. After midnight, passengers start confessing their deepest secrets, as if my cab is some kind of sanctuary. I should start charging extra for therapy sessions.
The Reluctant Cab Driver
When you hate traffic, but your job is to drive people through it.
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I thought being a cab driver would make me a smooth talker. Turns out, the only thing I'm smooth at is dodging potholes.
The GPS vs. Common Sense Struggle
When your GPS insists on taking bizarre routes, and you're torn between trusting technology and your own instincts.
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GPS: 'In 500 feet, turn right.' Me: 'But there's a sign that says no right turn.' GPS: 'Recalculating.' I'm convinced my GPS is in a constant state of confusion, just like me.
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