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Why did the cab driver become a gardener? He wanted to 'drive' his way into the roots of the problem!
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Why did the cab driver bring a ladder to work? He heard the business was picking up!
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Why did the cab driver always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw a quick route!
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Why did the cab driver get a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded someone with great 'driving rolls'!
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Why did the cab driver start a gardening club? He wanted to grow his fare share of greens!
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What do you call a cab driver who moonlights as a chef? A 'drive-thru' gourmet!
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How does a cab driver stay cool during summer? By rolling down the window and letting out a good 'air' joke!
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What's a cab driver's favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat and meter!
Cab Driver Therapy
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Cab rides are cheaper than therapy, right? It's like entering a confessional booth on wheels, except your confession is whether you prefer Coke or Pepsi.
Cab Driver Linguist
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Ever been in a cab where the driver speaks a language you don't understand? You end up nodding and smiling, pretending to be fluent in Taxi-ese like it's an advanced Rosetta Stone course!
Cab Driver Diplomat
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The way cab drivers navigate traffic should be taught in international relations courses. I mean, they can maneuver through rush hour like a diplomat avoiding a political scandal.
Cab Driver Memory Lane
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Ever had a cab driver who reminisces about the 'good old days'? You're like, Yes, I get it, you miss the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth and gas was 50 cents a gallon!
Cab Driver Magician
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Cab drivers are the true magicians of our time. You enter a cab with enough space for a backpack, and suddenly, the driver finds room for a full-size suitcase, a cactus, and possibly a small elephant in the trunk!
Cab Driver Wisdom
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You ever notice how cab drivers are like modern-day philosophers? I mean, you get in a taxi, and suddenly you're in the presence of the Dalai Lama with a meter running!
Cab Driver Musician
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Some cab drivers treat their cars like a personal concert hall. You're sitting there, enjoying your ride, and suddenly, your ears get a surprise symphony—courtesy of the driver's favorite '70s hits!
Cab Driver GPS
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Have you ever had a cab driver who swears by his instincts more than his GPS? Trust me, I know a shortcut, he says, leading you through three time zones and Narnia!
Cab Driver Weatherman
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Cab drivers have this incredible ability to predict weather changes better than any meteorologist. They'll be like, Brace yourself, it's gonna rain in precisely 7 minutes and 32 seconds! And they're right!
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