7 Jokes For Buying Condom

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I bought a pack of condoms and a glue stick. Just in case.
Condoms are like cars - it's good to have one, but it's even better to not need it!
I went to buy condoms, and the cashier asked if I needed a bag. I said, 'Nah, I'll just turn them inside out and wear them home.
I went to buy condoms and accidentally picked up super glue. Imagine that mistake!
I went to buy condoms, and the store clerk said, 'Need a bag for those?' I replied, 'Nah, I'll just wear them out.
I bought condoms and accidentally used one as a balloon. Now I'm expecting a little rubber duck!
I went to buy condoms, and the cashier said, 'Be safe out there.' I replied, 'Don't worry, I'm not planning to juggle.

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