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Overly Helpful Cashier
Awkwardness of an overly helpful cashier during a condom purchase
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I swear, sometimes I think the cashier's mission is to turn buying condoms into an Olympic sport. 'And he nails the dismount from the awkwardness, folks!' Just give me the gold medal in speedy transactions, please.
The Confident Shopper
Maintaining confidence while purchasing condoms
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Confidence while buying condoms is your superpower. 'Some people wear capes, I wear my 'I've got this' expression as I conquer the checkout counter. Next stop: Saving the Date!'
First-Time Buyer
Navigating the maze of options as a first-time buyer
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Buying condoms for the first time is like trying to decode a secret language. 'Ribbed, dotted, lubricated, flavored... Are these condoms or the ingredients for an exotic dish?' I'll stick to the 'Easy Recipe' version, thanks.
The Embarrassed Shopper
Dealing with embarrassment while purchasing condoms
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Buying condoms and trying to play it cool is a bit like trying to whisper in a library—you end up shouting in silence. 'Yes, I'm totally nonchalant about this purchase!' said no one convincingly ever.
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