7 Jokes For Buyer

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Updated on: Jun 11 2025

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I tried to buy happiness. They said, 'Sorry, we only accept smiles as payment.
I asked the cashier if they accepted hugs as payment. They said, 'Sorry, we only take 'cash'!
Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked the salesman if this watch tells time in dog years. He said, 'No, but it's a great watch for 'paws'!
Why did the customer bring a ladder to the bakery? To get to the next level of bread!
I told the cashier I wanted to buy all the calendars. He said, 'That's a date!
I asked the salesman if this vacuum could pick up all my debts. He said, 'Sorry, it's not that powerful!

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