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Why did the busy person open a bakery? Because they kneaded a break from their hectic schedule!
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Why did the busy person become a gardener? They needed a 'plant' to relax!
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Why did the busy person become a photographer? Because they wanted to capture the moment they finally had free time!
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Why did the busy person bring a ladder to work? Because they heard it was the next step in their career!
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Why did the busy person become an astronaut? They wanted a job that's out of this world!
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I'm so busy that even my coffee needs a schedule. It's like, 'Sorry, latte, I can't deal with your steamy drama right now, I have a meeting with my bed.'
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They say time flies when you're having fun. Well, for me, time does a full-on sprint while I'm just trying to catch up. It's like I'm in a marathon, and my to-do list is the overenthusiastic coach yelling, 'Faster!'
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They say a cluttered desk is a sign of a creative mind. Well, my desk looks like a tornado hit it, so my mind must be a Picasso painting—chaotic, abstract, and probably worth more on the black market than I realize.
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Being a busy person means I've mastered the art of looking calm on the outside while my inner monologue is just screaming, 'Where are my keys? Did I turn off the oven? Why is there a llama in my dream?'
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Life as a busy person is like being in a constant game of hide and seek with my to-do list. Spoiler alert: the list always finds me, and I'm never ready.
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I'm so busy that my phone's calendar app sends me sympathy cards. 'Dear User, our deepest condolences for your overloaded schedule. May your battery life be as strong as your caffeine addiction.'
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As a busy person, I've developed the superpower of mentally multitasking. I can plan a grocery list, critique a TV show, and contemplate the meaning of life—all while pretending to listen to someone talk about their weekend.
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I tried to join a support group for busy people, but we couldn't find a time that worked for everyone. We were just too busy. It's like the universe is playing a cosmic joke on us.
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Being a busy person is like participating in a never-ending scavenger hunt, but instead of finding treasures, I'm searching for my misplaced sanity. Last seen somewhere between 'reply to emails' and 'remember to breathe.'
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