8 Busy Person Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 13 2025

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I asked the busy person if they had time for a joke. They said, 'If it's quick, I'll pencil it in.
I asked the busy person if they believed in time travel. They said, 'No, I can't even find time for a vacation!
I tried to plan a surprise party for my busy friend. They found out and rescheduled it for a more convenient time.
I asked the busy person if they believe in miracles. They said, 'I'm still waiting for the miracle of a slow Monday.
I asked a busy person how they manage their time so well. They said, 'I don't, my schedule does.
I told my friend, who's always busy, that they need a break. They replied, 'I'll schedule that in for next month.
I tried to make a reservation for my busy friend at the library. They said, 'Sorry, we're fully booked.
I asked the busy person if they believe in ghosts. They said, 'No, I don't have time for things that go bump in the night.

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