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How does a burkini make friends at the beach? It just swims up and says, 'Shell-o!
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Why did the burkini start a band? Because it wanted to make a splash with its fin-tastic tunes!
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What's a burkini's favorite type of music? Anything with a good wave beat!
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How does a burkini express its excitement? It makes a splash announcement!
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Why did the burkini refuse to play cards at the beach? It didn't want to deal with the tide!
Burkini Fashion Show
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I saw a burkini fashion show the other day. It was incredible. The models were strutting down the runway like, Oh, you thought modesty couldn't be fabulous? Think again!
Burkini Beach Party
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I organized a burkini beach party. It was great until someone shouted, Let's play beach volleyball! That's when we all collectively realized the struggle of athletic modesty.
Burkini vs. Speedo
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I tried wearing a burkini once. I thought, Why not give it a shot? Let me tell you, it's a whole different ballgame. It's like comparing a marathon to a sprint—more fabric, less aerodynamics.
Burkini Confidence
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Wearing a burkini requires confidence. It's like saying, I don't care if I look like a majestic jellyfish; I'm here to swim, dammit!
Burkini Tan Lines
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Have you ever seen someone with burkini tan lines? It's like they got attacked by a very confused zebra. I didn't know whether to offer them sunscreen or a fashion consultant.
Burkini Comedy Roast
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I roasted my friend for wearing a burkini. She said, At least I don't have to worry about sunburns or accidentally flashing my swim trunks. Touche, my friend. Touche.
Burkini Bonanza
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You know, they came up with this thing called the burkini. It's like a bikini, but with extra fabric for when you want to go swimming and also audition for a part in The Phantom of the Opera.
Burkini vs. Snorkeling
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I went snorkeling in a burkini once. Fish were swimming by, giving me these judgmental looks, like, Who invited the fashion police to our underwater kingdom?
Burkini Innovation
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I heard they're working on a high-tech burkini with built-in Wi-Fi. Finally, you can look fabulous at the beach and simultaneously stream your favorite show. That's what I call multitasking!
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