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The burkini is a genius invention. It's like saying, "I want to swim, but also, I might get called in for a business meeting underwater.
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You ever see someone in a burkini playing beach volleyball? It's like watching a ninja defy gravity while also trying not to lose their hijab. That's some next-level athleticism.
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You ever notice how they came up with the word "burkini"? It's like they took "burqa" and thought, "Let's add a little beach vibe to it, make it sound like a tropical drink. Coming right up, one Burkini Colada, hold the judgment!
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I love how the burkini is a mix of modesty and rebellion. It's like saying, "Yes, I'll swim, but on my terms. And my terms involve looking like a chic ninja.
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Wearing a burkini to the beach is like bringing a mystery novel on vacation. People are curious about what's under the cover, but they respect your commitment to the plot.
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I saw someone wearing a burkini at the beach the other day. It's basically the superhero costume of modesty. You know, fighting crime with a side of SPF 50.
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Wearing a burkini is like bringing a full-body umbrella to the beach. Forget about tan lines; you're out there looking like you just solved a mystery in a detective novel.
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Wearing a burkini makes you the James Bond of the beach. You emerge from the water, slyly adjust your hijab, and everyone's wondering, "Is that a secret agent or someone on vacation with a flair for drama?
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I tried on a burkini once. Let me tell you, getting in and out of that thing is like attempting advanced origami. I needed an instruction manual and a team of experts.
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