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Why did the burger break up with the hotdog? It just couldn't ketchup with its fast food lifestyle.
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Why did the burger bring an umbrella? In case of a light drizzle of sauce!
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Why did the sesame seed refuse to leave the burger? It was stuck in a bun situation.
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Why was the burger sent to the principal's office? It was grilling the teacher!
Cheese Controversy
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Cheese on a burger? It's like that clingy friend who just can't let go. Oh, you thought you were eating a burger? Surprise, you're eating a cheese sandwich with commitment issues!
Bun Drama
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Why are burger buns like middle children? Always getting overlooked! Oh, you're just the cushion for the real star! Listen, if my bun ain't soft, we've got problems!
Grill Grievances
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My friend said he'd grill the burgers for the party. Five hours later, we had charcoal. I said, I asked for a burger, not a briquette!
Pickles and Pettiness
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Pickles on burgers? It's like adding drama to a rom-com. Oh, you thought this was a simple meal? Buckle up, we're introducing conflict in the form of a soggy green slice!
Patty Problems
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Ever notice how burger patties are like relationships? At first, they look perfect on the outside, but then you realize there's a little too much grease and inconsistency for your liking.
Onion Overload
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Why do onions on burgers feel like exes? Just when you think they're out of your life, they pop up uninvited, making you tear up all over again!
Burger Battles
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You ever notice how ordering a burger is like entering a culinary war zone? Do you want it medium-rare? Do you want truffle fries with that? I just want a burger, not a thesis on gastronomy!
The Perfect Bite
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They say life's about finding the perfect balance. You know you've achieved it when you can fit the burger, the toppings, and your mouth in one harmonious bite. And if you can't? Well, that's just another Tuesday in burgerland!
Beefy Dilemmas
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Every time I bite into a burger, I feel like I'm biting into life's biggest decisions. Should I commit? Should I go vegan? Nope, I'm just going to commit to this juicy beef, thank you very much!
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