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The Burger Critic on a Never-ending Search for the Perfect Burger
The constant pursuit of burger perfection and the disappointment along the way
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I asked the chef what makes their burger special. They said, "It's a secret blend of spices." Translation: They have no idea, but it sounds better than saying, "We use the same seasoning as everyone else.
The Vegan Facing Peer Pressure to Try a Plant-Based Burger
The pressure to conform to a vegan lifestyle while still craving the classic taste of a burger
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Tried to impress my vegan date by ordering a plant-based burger. She looked at me and said, "Nice try, but you still smell like beef." Apparently, the scent of meat is not easily masked.
The Burger Lover Dealing with Post-Burger Guilt
The love for burgers versus the guilt that follows every indulgence
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Burgers are like my kryptonite. I know they're not good for me, but when I see one, all my willpower goes out the window. I blame the irresistible charm of those sesame seed buns.
The Health Nut Trying a Burger for the First Time
The internal struggle between cravings and healthy habits
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A friend caught me eating a burger and asked, "I thought you were all about organic, gluten-free, and non-GMO?" I said, "Yeah, this burger is genetically modified to make me happy.
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