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Budge" is like the silent protest of inanimate objects. The sliding door refuses to open smoothly, the zipper on your jacket decides to take a break—everything's on strike, and we're just caught in the middle.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is convincing the jar of pickles to budge without asking for help. The victory dance is just an added bonus.
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My grandma's secret to a long-lasting marriage? She says the key is compromise. I asked for more details, and she whispered, "I let him pick the TV channel, and he lets me decide when it's time for him to budge from his favorite chair.
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Budge" is that subtle threat your furniture gives you when you're trying to move it. It's like, "Sure, you can rearrange the living room, but don't expect me to cooperate. I've been in this spot since the '90s, and I'm not budging!
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Trying to wake up on a Monday morning feels like convincing the snooze button to budge from its extended vacation. It's a standoff between you and a tiny, rebellious piece of technology.
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Budge" is the official sound effect of someone trying to fit into their pre-quarantine jeans. It's a symphony of determination, a little bit of struggle, and the occasional muttered apology to the pants.
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Trying to get my dog to move from the comfy couch is like negotiating with a world leader. I say, "Budge, Bella!" and she gives me this look that says, "Make me. Treat negotiations start now.
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Ever try to negotiate with your GPS when it insists on recalculating? It's like, "Come on, I just missed a turn, I don't need your judgment. Just tell me how to get back on track without the passive-aggressive 'recalculating.'
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I realized my phone had become an integral part of my life when I panicked because it wouldn't budge from the depths of my bag. It's like, "Calm down, it's just a rectangular friend temporarily MIA.
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