6 Jokes For Brussels Sprout

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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Why did the brussels sprout break up with the carrot? It felt the carrot was always getting too 'carried away'!
How do brussels sprouts settle disputes? With a 'peas'-ful negotiation!
Why did the brussels sprout refuse to play hide and seek? It was always the first to be found – it couldn't 'stalk' away!
What do you call a brussels sprout that can't keep a secret? A leaky greens!
What do you call a brussels sprout with a sense of humor? A witty sprout!
Why did the brussels sprout refuse to fight? It wanted to stay out of a pickle!

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