bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the brussels sprout go to school? It wanted to be a little 'brighter'!
0
0
Why did the brussels sprout join the circus? It wanted to be a 'tossed' salad!
0
0
Why did the brussels sprout apply for a job? It wanted to turnip the heat in the kitchen!
0
0
How did the brussels sprout impress the salad? It brought a little 'stalk' to the party!
0
0
What do you get when you cross a brussels sprout with a comedian? A laugh-a-lot-icus!
Brussels Sprouts: The Silent Protesters
0
0
Brussels sprouts are like the veggie activists of the dinner plate. They sit there quietly, plotting their cruciferous uprising. I swear, when I'm not looking, they're probably forming a union with the broccoli and planning a coup against the mashed potatoes.
The Brussels Sprout Conundrum
0
0
You ever notice how Brussels sprouts are like the rebellious teenagers of the vegetable world? They're small, green, and everyone avoids them at family dinners. And just like teenagers, you have to smother them with cheese to make them palatable.
Brussels Sprouts: The Veggie Rock Stars
0
0
Brussels sprouts are like the rock stars of the dinner plate. They come in, demand attention, and leave you wondering why you just subjected yourself to that experience. I bet if they had a rider, it would include a bowl of ranch dressing and a standing ovation.
Brussels Sprouts: The Veggie Daredevils
0
0
Brussels sprouts are the Evel Knievels of the vegetable world. Every time I see them on my plate, I feel like they're daring me to take that risky bite. Will I survive the mini-explosion of flavor, or will my taste buds go on a rollercoaster ride of regret?
The Brussels Sprout Rebellion
0
0
Brussels sprouts are the revolutionaries of the vegetable drawer. They're always trying to overthrow the monarchy of mashed potatoes and gravy. I can almost hear them chanting, Down with blandness! Up with the sprouts!
Brussels Sprouts: The Vegetable Philosophers
0
0
Brussels sprouts are like the Socrates of side dishes. They make you question your life choices, especially when you realize you willingly put these tiny green philosophers on your plate. To eat or not to eat, that is the gastro-dilemma.
Brussels Sprouts: The Veggie Psychologists
0
0
Brussels sprouts are like little therapists on my plate. They sit there, looking all understanding and wise, as if saying, Go ahead, spill your problems, and maybe, just maybe, I'll make your taste buds feel better about life.
The Brussels Sprout Fashion Show
0
0
Brussels sprouts are the supermodels of the vegetable runway. They strut onto your plate, all green and elegant, making broccoli jealous. I bet if Brussels sprouts could talk, they'd be like, Eat your heart out, kale. We're the real superfood celebrities.
The Brussels Sprout Conspiracy
0
0
I'm convinced Brussels sprouts are part of a secret society plotting to take over the world, one dinner plate at a time. They're probably in cahoots with the spinach and kale, forming an alliance against our taste buds. It's like a veggie X-Files.
Post a Comment