7 Jokes For Bruise

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Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had too many byte-sized bruises!
Why did the bruise apply for a job? It wanted to get into the 'healing' industry!
Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the bruise? It couldn't ketchup with the drama!
My bruise told me a joke, but it was a bit of a black and blue comedy.
Why did the grape break up with the bruised banana? It found someone less 'battered'!
I accidentally walked into a pole and got a bruise. Now I have a firm stance against street furniture.
I tried to make a joke about a bruise, but it left me black and blue from the punchline.

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