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I told my friend I got a bruise while dancing. They asked, 'Did you breakdance or just break?
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I asked my doctor for advice on dealing with bruises. He said, 'Just let time heal your wounds – and invest in better furniture.
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I told my friend I got a bruise from playing hide and seek. They said, 'Looks like you're not very good at either.
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I accidentally bumped into a celebrity and got a bruise. Now I can say I have a star-studded injury!
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My friend asked how I got the bruise on my arm. I said, 'I got into a heated argument with a door, and the door won.
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I asked my bruise for relationship advice. It said, 'Sometimes, you just need to let things heal and cover them with a bandage.
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