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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do you call a fake bone? A plaster cast!
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I tried to make a skeleton joke, but I didn’t have the guts for it. I think I fractured the funny bone instead!
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Did you hear about the bone who was late to the party? It had a fractured schedule!
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What did the doctor say to the patient with the broken bone? 'I've got a cast of characters waiting for you!
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I tried to write a joke about broken bones, but I feel like I've fractured the punchline!
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I thought about telling a joke about broken bones, but it was a bit too humerus for me!
The Sound of Injury
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Breaking a bone has its own special sound. It's like a morbid version of popping bubble wrap. Crack! Oh, well, there goes my acapella career.
The Bone Bankruptcy
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Breaking a bone is a financial investment, you know. First, the hospital bills, then the cast becomes your personal decorator. Next thing you know, your savings account is on crutches too!
Bonehead Moves
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Breaking a bone is like nature's way of saying, Hey, remember, you're not actually Spider-Man.
Bone-dacious Daredevil
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They say breaking a bone builds character. Well, I must have the most complex character on the block by now. Shakespeare would be jealous!
The Castaway
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So, I broke a bone recently. Now I'm practically a walking Jenga tower held together by a cast!
The Irony of Limbs
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You know you're in trouble when your own body starts pulling pranks on you. Oh, you use this arm a lot? Let's see how you manage with it out of commission for a while!
Bone-troversial Fashion
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Who knew casts would become the latest fashion trend? I'm just waiting for the day they start bedazzling these things. I'll be a walking disco ball!
DIY Medicine
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I thought breaking a bone would make me a tough guy. Turns out, it just made me an expert at assembling Ikea furniture, thanks to all the practice with casts!
The Gruesome Slogan
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They say bones heal stronger after a break. Well, if that's the case, I must have the most indestructible bones in the world by now!
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