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Breaking a bone makes you appreciate the little things in life – like the ability to scratch your own nose without having to MacGyver a backscratcher out of household items. Who knew independence could be so fragile?
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Breaking a bone is like nature's way of telling you, "Hey, slow down there, Speedy Gonzales." It's the universe's own version of speed bumps – only it hurts a lot more and doesn't damage your car.
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You know you've hit a new low when you're using a broken bone as an excuse to avoid doing chores. "Sorry, can't take out the trash – doctor's orders." It's the perfect get-out-of-responsibility-free card.
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Breaking a bone is the ultimate test of your pain threshold. People say childbirth is the most painful experience, but have they ever tried stubbing their toe with a broken foot? I think not.
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Have you ever noticed that when you break a bone, people feel the need to share their own injury stories? It's like a twisted game of one-upmanship. "Oh, you broke your wrist? Well, let me tell you about the time I dislocated my pinky while trying to open a pickle jar.
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Breaking a bone turns you into a human weather station. Forget checking the forecast; just ask someone with a healing fracture. "Yep, it's definitely going to rain tomorrow. My ankle told me so.
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Breaking a bone is the only time you'll see grown adults walking around with a limp and pretending to be way tougher than they actually are. It's like, "Yeah, I broke my ankle, but I can still outrun a cheetah on crutches.
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You ever notice how breaking a bone is the only time it's socially acceptable to carry around a cast like it's the latest fashion accessory? I mean, move over Gucci, here comes the "I fell down the stairs" collection.
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I recently broke a bone, and suddenly everyone became a doctor. "Oh, you fractured your arm? Have you tried eating more kale? Kale fixes everything." Yeah, because clearly, my calcium deficiency is to blame for this graceful swan dive I took.
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