5 Jokes For Britney

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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Britney's Coffee Mug

Brewing controversy and caffeine
Britney told me she needs a mugshot. I said, "Honey, that's not the kind of shot you want. Trust me; caffeine is a better way to stay awake during a court hearing.

Britney's Social Media Manager

Navigating the digital circus
Britney wanted a filter to make her legal battles disappear. I said, "Sorry, Brit, Instagram doesn't have a 'FreeBritney' filter yet. Maybe in the next app update.

Britney's Mirror

Reflecting on fame and self-image
Britney told me she wants to break free from her past. I said, "Honey, I'm just a mirror, not a time machine. But if I could, I'd go back and delete 2007.

Britney's GPS

Navigating life's twists and turns
Britney wanted a route with no conservatorships. I said, "Sorry, Britney, there's no 'Oops, I'm Free Again' option on this map.

Britney's Therapist

Balancing mental health and pop stardom
Britney asked me if I could make her problems disappear. I said, "I'm a therapist, not a magician. But if I could, I'd start with your dad's conservatorship.

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