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Why did the UK bring a ladder to the Brexit negotiations? Because they wanted to leave on a higher level!
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Why did the European Union go to therapy after Brexit? They needed to work on their separation anxiety!
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I told my friend I'm writing a book about Brexit. He said, 'What's the plot?' I replied, 'It's still unfolding.
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What's the best way to end a conversation about Brexit? Just say, 'I'm leaving!
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Why did the EU start a band after Brexit? They wanted to remain united in music!
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Why did the coffee file a complaint after Brexit? It couldn't espresso its feelings about the situation!
Brexit Diet
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Brexit is the only diet plan where the pounds you lose are the ones in your currency. I stepped on the scale and realized, Wow, I've lost 500 Euros and gained two stone of uncertainty.
Brexit Dating Advice
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If you ever need relationship advice, just look at Brexit. It started with a simple vote, and now it's a complicated divorce. Next time someone asks me for dating tips, I'm just going to say, Avoid referendums and always read the fine print.
Brexit Rollercoaster
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Brexit is like a rollercoaster ride, but instead of thrilling twists and turns, it's just a never-ending loop of political drama. I've never seen a theme park with so many closed attractions, and the only thing scarier than the ride is the uncertainty of where it's going.
Brexit Solutions
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They say every problem has a solution, but Brexit is like a Rubik's Cube that's missing a few squares. We're all just staring at it, hoping someone figures out how to twist and turn it into something that makes sense.
Brexit in a Parallel Universe
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Brexit is like entering a parallel universe where the exit signs are everywhere, but when you try to leave, you end up stuck in a maze of bureaucracy. It's like a real-life episode of 'The Twilight Zone,' starring politicians instead of Rod Serling.
Brexit Blunders
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You know, Brexit is like trying to break up with someone on Facebook. You think it's a good idea at first, but then it's just a mess of awkward status updates, unclear relationship statuses, and suddenly your economy is in a complicated relationship with the rest of Europe.
Brexit Weather Forecast
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I saw the Brexit weather forecast the other day: cloudy with a chance of economic downturns. It's the only forecast where the meteorologist just shrugs and says, Your guess is as good as mine – blame it on the politicians.
Brexit and the Unread Terms of Service
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Brexit is like accepting the terms and conditions without reading them. We all just clicked I agree and now find ourselves in a situation where we're not sure if we've given away our personal data or if we're about to lose access to the continental breakfast.
Brexit and Chill
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I tried explaining Brexit to my friend, and halfway through, they fell asleep. I guess Brexit is the ultimate bedtime story – it's confusing, it seems to go on forever, and it leaves you questioning your life choices.
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