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I feel like Brexit is the adult version of running away from home with a suitcase full of dreams, only to realize you forgot your toothbrush and have no idea where you're going.
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I tried explaining Brexit to my dog, and he just tilted his head and looked confused. I think he's onto something. Maybe it's because he understands the value of sticking together in a pack.
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Brexit is like that friend who decides to leave the party early and then realizes they don't know how to get home. "Wait, we have to navigate trade deals? I just wanted to avoid Brussels sprouts!
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I tried explaining Brexit to my grandma, and she said, "Back in my day, breaking up was as simple as writing a letter. Now they need a whole referendum. What's wrong with a good old-fashioned 'it's not you, it's me'?
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Brexit negotiations are like watching a complicated chess game. I'm just waiting for someone to flip the table and shout, "I don't want to play with you anymore!
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Brexit is like changing your relationship status on Facebook to "It's Complicated" and then realizing the whole world is watching and judging your updates.
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You ever notice how Brexit negotiations are like assembling IKEA furniture? Lots of frustration, confusion, and by the end of it, you're just hoping you didn't mess up any crucial parts.
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Brexit is like trying to unsubscribe from a mailing list. You think it's a simple click, but next thing you know, you're knee-deep in legal documents, and someone's asking for your opinion on fishing quotas.
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Have you noticed how Brexit sounds like a breakfast cereal for people who are tired of continental breakfasts? "Start your day with a bowl of Brexit-O's – now with extra sovereignty crunch!
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