10+ Best One Liners Jokes For brest

I told my friend I'm learning about gravity. They asked, 'How's that going?' I said, 'It has its ups and downs.

What did one breast say to the other breast during a test? 'Don't worry, we've got this all under control!

I heard a joke about amnesia but I forgot how it goes.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts!

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

10 Jokes For Brest