5 Jokes For Brest

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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The Fitness Trainer

Discussing "breast" in the gym context
The gym instructor was showing us a new exercise and said, "Ladies, make sure you're feeling the burn in your breasts." I didn't know if I was at a workout class or an avant-garde interpretive dance about poultry.

The Fashion Designer

Using "breast" in the world of fashion
I went to a fashion show where the theme was "The Grandeur of Pigeon Breasts." Let's just say, if pigeon breasts are the next big trend, I'm happy being a fashion disaster.

The Medical Student

Discussing "breast" in the medical field
I visited my doctor, and he asked, "Have you been performing regular breast exams?" I said, "Yes, I check for lumps every day." He looked concerned until I clarified that I was talking about bread-making.

The Baker

Mixing up baking and anatomy
I visited a bakery where the baker claimed his croissants were the best in town. I took a bite and asked, "What's your secret?" He said, "Well, it's all in the breast-rolling technique." I just hope he meant butter.

The Confused Ornithologist

Trying to discuss "breast" in the context of birds
The ornithologist tried to impress his date with his bird knowledge. He said, "Did you know eagles have the best breasts in the bird kingdom?" Needless to say, it was his last date.

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