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What did Walter White say to the periodic table? 'You're my only real 'elementary' friend!
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What's Walter White's favorite type of comedy? Dark humor – just like his meth!
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Why did Walter White get kicked out of the comedy club? He couldn't stop 'cooking' up bad jokes!
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Why did the chemistry teacher break bad? Because he had too many 'ion'-ic bonds with trouble!
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Why did the molecule break bad? It had too many unstable relationships with other molecules!
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Why did the chemist always break bad news gently? He knew how to handle 'volatile' situations!
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Why did the chemistry professor break bad on the dance floor? He couldn't find the right 'reaction' to the music!
Breaking Bad Habits
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You know, I tried watching this show called Breaking Bad. I thought it was a documentary on my attempts to quit procrastinating. Turns out, it's just about a chemistry teacher turned methamphetamine manufacturer. Close enough, right?
Breaking Bad at Parenting
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After watching Breaking Bad, I figured out the perfect parenting strategy. When my kid misbehaves, I just put on a bald cap and say, Say my name. Suddenly, bedtime becomes negotiable.
Breaking Bad at Adulting
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I wish adulting came with a manual like Breaking Bad. Walter White managed to start a drug empire, and here I am struggling to assemble IKEA furniture without turning it into a crime scene.
Breaking Bad at Cooking
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I tried my hand at cooking after binge-watching Breaking Bad. Let's just say my attempts at making blue cupcakes were more like a chemical experiment gone wrong. Tasted like regret with a hint of frosting.
Breaking Bad Decisions
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Watching Breaking Bad made me realize something - if my life were a TV show, it would probably be called Breaking Bad Decisions. The only chemistry I've mastered is the one that turns my plans into chaos.
Breaking Bad Resolutions
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Every year, I make resolutions like I'm about to break bad habits. By February, I realize breaking bad is easier said than done. Maybe I should hire a bald chemistry teacher to motivate me.
Breaking Bad Fashion
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I tried dressing like Walter White to feel more confident. Unfortunately, walking into a job interview in a hazmat suit doesn't scream 'hire me.' It screams 'call security.' Breaking Bad wardrobe tips: not recommended for real life.
Breaking Bad Technology
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Breaking Bad made me realize how technologically challenged I am. Walter White can cook meth, evade the DEA, and here I am struggling to program the microwave. I just wanted popcorn, not an explosion.
Breaking Bad Diets
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I tried following Walter White's diet plan from Breaking Bad. You know, the one where he's cooking meth and forgetting to eat. Turns out, it's not the best weight loss strategy. I lost a few pounds and gained a police tail.
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