7 Jokes For Boot

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – I got a boot to the face!
I used to be afraid of buying used boots, but then I took a step in the right direction!
My friend bet me $100 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta with my boot!
My boots and I have a lot in common – we both love a good hike and enjoy being well-heeled!
Why did the sneaker go to therapy? It had too many issues with its sole!
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Now, I'm a bootmaker – I've found my sole purpose!
What's a boot's favorite dance? The foxtrot – it has great 'sole'!

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