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I told my friend I can make a car out of spaghetti. He didn't believe me until I drove pasta him in my boot!
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Why did the boot file for unemployment? It couldn't find a proper fit in the system!
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I was going to tell a time-traveling boot joke, but you didn't like it yet!
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I asked the shoe if it wanted to go out, but it said it was already laced up. Looks like it's tied down!
The Bootstrapped Entrepreneur
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They say entrepreneurs pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Well, I must've misheard and thought they said bootstrap. Now, I’m here wondering why my startup isn't taking off - turns out, you need more than just a boot!
Booty in the Rain
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There's something romantic about walking in the rain until you realize you're wearing suede boots. Suddenly, it's less about the magical moment and more about soggy-bottom footwear!
High Heel High Jinks
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Wearing high heels is like playing a balancing act on stilts. You either gracefully strut like a runway model or stumble around like a drunken flamingo. And don't even get me started on the mental preparation required for unzipping those booty killers!
The Booty Call
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You ever have one of those nights where you're ready for a night out, feeling all snazzy, but your favorite pair of boots just won't zip up? That's when you realize it’s a booty call for a new wardrobe!
Bootlegged Fashion
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Ever tried fitting into the latest fashion trend, only to look like you're smuggling a family of sausages in a bootlegged pair of jeans? Fashion's tough; sometimes, you're just trying to boot yourself into the trend!
Booted from the Kitchen
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I tried baking a cake once, followed the recipe to the letter. But apparently, I misinterpreted add a dash of salt for give it the boot. Needless to say, I got kicked out of the kitchen after that fiasco!
Boot Camp Blues
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I signed up for a fitness boot camp thinking I'd come out looking like a superhero. Turns out, my boot camp was more about giving me a super sore backside than superhuman strength!
The Booty of Car Troubles
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Car trouble is the worst. My engine makes this boot, boot, boot sound, and suddenly, I'm not driving; I'm having a dance-off with my vehicle!
Booty on Ice
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I tried ice skating once, thinking I'd glide like a swan. But nope, I ended up flailing like a newborn giraffe on ice, hanging onto the side railing for dear life. Turns out, I have more grace getting into a pair of boots than on a skating rink!
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