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I recently visited the boondock, and I swear GPS said, "You have arrived at your destination... maybe?" It's like my GPS gave up and left me in a boondock mystery.
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I tried camping in the boondock once. I pitched my tent, and a mosquito the size of a small aircraft carrier decided to join me. It's not camping; it's survival training.
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Living in the boondock is like being on a first-name basis with every woodland creature. "Hey, Mr. Squirrel, how's the family? Oh, and tell Mrs. Rabbit I said hi.
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Boondocks are where nature and Wi-Fi signal go to play hide and seek. You're surrounded by trees, but good luck finding a decent internet connection.
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Have you ever noticed that the word "boondock" sounds like the noise your stomach makes when you're hungry? Like, "Man, I haven't eaten all day, and now my boondock is growling!
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The boondock is the only place where you can hear the sound of silence and your neighbor's rooster having a philosophical debate at 5 AM. "To crow or not to crow, that is the question.
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In the boondock, the closest thing to a traffic jam is waiting for a herd of cows to mosey across the road. You know you're in the boondocks when the traffic report includes farm animals.
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Boondocks are the only place where "neighborhood watch" means the raccoons keep an eye on your garbage cans and report back to their buddies.
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I visited a friend in the boondock, and they said, "We don't have street lights here; we have fireflies on duty." It's like living in a magical insect kingdom.
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