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Bob Hope never left home without a joke book - talk about 'pun'damental necessities!
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Why did Bob Hope take a plumber to the comedy club? He needed someone to fix all the 'punchlines'!
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Bob Hope used to be a golf caddy. He'd always 'tee' up the perfect punchline!
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Why was Bob Hope always a hit at parties? He always knew the 'quip' etiquette!
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Why did Bob Hope carry a ladder? To reach the highest notes of laughter!
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Why did Bob Hope never take a day off from joking? Because laughter never takes a holiday!
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Why was Bob Hope always welcome at the bakery? He kneaded the dough for perfect punchlines!
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Why was Bob Hope always a hit at the movie theater? He had a reel talent for delivering punchlines!
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Why did Bob Hope always carry a map? In case he needed directions to the punchline!
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Why did Bob Hope go to art class? Because he wanted to draw some laughs!
Bob Hope's Ethereal Stand-Up
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Bob Hope's ghost is probably hanging out with other famous specters, doing stand-up seances. It's like a supernatural comedy festival up there! I bet he's the headliner, saying, I'm just glad I've got a corporeal audience for once!
Bob Hope's Heavenly Callback
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Bob Hope's ghostly career is the ultimate callback. He's up there performing to a celestial crowd, thinking, Who says you can't haunt the stage and steal the spotlight, even from beyond?
Bob Hope's Eternal Monologue
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I bet Bob Hope's ghost has the best jokes about the afterlife. He's probably up there doing his monologue, saying, Folks, let me tell ya, I've seen a lot of things in the afterlife... mainly because I'm transparent enough to eavesdrop on everyone!
Bob Hope's Ghostly Encore
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If Bob Hope were here today, he'd probably tease, You know, I’ve done so many shows in my life that even as a ghost, I'm booked for the afterlife tour! My jokes are so timeless; even death can't retire me!
Bob Hope's Endless Set
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Imagine Bob Hope in the afterlife doing stand-up for the dearly departed. He's up there entertaining the ghost audience with jokes like, Hey, I told St. Peter I'll perform if he guarantees me a heavenly laugh track!
Bob Hope's Eternal Audience
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Bob Hope's ghost must be looking down at us thinking, You young comics have it easy. In my day, we had to haunt three venues a night just to get a scream out of the audience!
Bob Hope's Otherworldly Heckler
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Imagine being a ghost heckler at a Bob Hope show. You'd try to boo, and he'd probably quip, Ah, I see we've got a skeptic in the audience! Don't worry, pal, in this realm, my jokes are even more transparent!
Bob Hope's Legacy
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You know you've made it in showbiz when even ghosts envy your career. I mean, Bob Hope must be up there in the afterlife cracking jokes with Casper and the gang, thinking, Finally, some competition!
Bob Hope's Eternal Road
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Did you know Bob Hope was so committed to his career that he signed a deal for the afterlife? Yeah, he probably got up to the pearly gates and said, I hope this contract has a two-way clause, folks!
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