5 Jokes For Bob Hope

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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Bob Hope's Personal Assistant

Juggling Bob Hope's eccentric requests and keeping up with his ever-changing schedule.
As Bob Hope's personal assistant, I've learned to never say "impossible." If he asks for a giraffe in a tuxedo for his next gig, you say, "Sure thing, Mr. Hope. I'll make it happen.

Bob Hope's Barber

Trying to give Bob Hope a haircut while keeping up with his constant jokes and stories.
Being Bob Hope's barber is a lesson in multitasking. One hand with the scissors, the other ready to high-five him every time he delivers a punchline. It's like a stand-up comedy haircut.

Bob Hope's Cook

Trying to prepare meals that meet Bob Hope's taste while navigating his penchant for puns and food-related jokes.
As Bob Hope's cook, my kitchen is like a comedy club, and every meal is an open mic night. If the soufflé doesn't rise, he asks, "Is this a culinary joke, or did someone forget the baking powder?

Bob Hope's Luggage Packer

Dealing with the challenge of fitting all of Bob Hope's eccentric outfits and props into his luggage.
I once asked Bob Hope if he really needed a suitcase full of rubber chickens. He said, "You never know when you'll need to chicken out of a bad joke, my friend!

Bob Hope's Golf Caddy

Bob Hope's golf caddy dealing with the ups and downs of the golf course.
Being Bob Hope's golf caddy is like being a therapist with a sand wedge. "How does that make you feel, Mr. Hope? Did hitting the ball into the bunker remind you of your first marriage?

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